A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to
each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each
morning would look in his garden and pick up one
of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he
looked into his garden and saw that the hen had
laid an egg in the Englishman's garden.
He was about to go next door when he saw the
Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up
to the Englishman and told him that the egg
belonged to him because he owned the hen. The
Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid
on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the
Scotsman said, 'In my family we normaly solve
disputes by the following actions: I kick you in
the groin and time how long it takes you to get
back up, then you kick me in the groin and time
how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets
up quicker wins the egg.'
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman
found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on,
he took a few steps back, then ran toward the
Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the
balls.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his
nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually
the Englishman stood up and said, 'Now it's my
turn to kick you.'
The Scotsman said, 'Keep the damn egg.'
MY WAY OF SETTLEMENT...
A man had no brain
Three doctors were attending a conference and while having lunch the American doctor says
"A man had no legs we fixed wooden legs, now he is athletics champion"
The British doctor says
"A man had no arms we fixed wooden arms now he is boxing champion"
The Pakistani doctor then says
"A man had no brain we put Sindhi cap on his head, now he is president of Pakistan."
New Generation Daughter-in-Law ;-)
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don't come to change the family, they are here to... ( READ ON!)
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; 'My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .'No, I will never do that, never in a million years.'
'What do you mean my child?' asked the father-in-law.
'What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);
Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!
'And what are you here for?' enquired the mother-in-law.
'AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!'
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .
Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?
Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.
Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?
Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different
prices up to $200 a gallon.
Customer: What's the difference in the paint?
Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint.
Customer: Well, then I'd like some of that $12 paint.
Clerk: When do you intend to use the paint?
Customer: I want to paint tomorrow. It's my day off.
Clerk: Sir, the paint for tomorrow is the $200 paint.
Customer: When would I have to paint to get the $12 paint?
Clerk: You would have to start very late at night in about 3
weeks. But you will have to agree to start painting before Friday
of that week and continue painting until at least Sunday.
Customer: You've got to be *&%^#@* kidding!
Clerk: I'll check and see if we have any paint available.
Customer: You have shelves FULL of paint! I can see it!
Clerk: But it doesn't mean that we have paint available. We sell
only a certain number of gallons on any given weekend. Oh, and by
the way, the price per gallon just went to $16. We don't have any
more $12 paint.
Customer: The price went up as we were talking?
Clerk: Yes, sir. We change the prices and rules hundreds of times
a day, and since you haven't actually walked out of the store
with your paint yet, we just decided to change. I suggest you
purchase your paint as soon as possible. How many gallons do you
want?
Customer: Well, maybe five gallons. Make that six, so I'll have
enough.
Clerk: Oh no, sir, you can't do that. If you buy paint and don't
use it, there are penalties and possible confiscation of the
paint you already have.
Customer: WHAT?
Clerk: We can sell enough paint to do your kitchen, bathroom,
hall and north bedroom, but if you stop painting before you do
the bedroom, you will lose your remaining gallons of paint.
Customer: What does it matter whether I use all the paint? I
already paid you for it!
Clerk: We make plans based upon the idea that all our paint is
used, every drop. If you don't, it causes us all sorts of
problems.
Customer: This is crazy!! I suppose something terrible happens if
I don't keep painting until after Saturday night!
Clerk: Oh yes! Every gallon you bought automatically becomes the
$200 paint.
Customer: But what are all these, "Paint on sale from $10 a
liter" signs?
Clerk: Well that's for our budget paint. It only comes in half-
gallons. One $5 half-gallon will do half a room. The second half-
gallon to complete the room is $20. None of the cans have labels,
some are empty and there are no refunds, even on the empty cans.
Customer: To hell with this! I'll buy what I need somewhere else!
Clerk: I don't think so, sir. You may be able to buy paint for
your bathroom and bedrooms, and your kitchen and dining room from
someone else, but you won't be able to paint your connecting hall
and stairway from anyone but us. And I should point out, sir,
that if you paint in only one direction, it will be $300 a
gallon.
Customer: I thought your most expensive paint was $200!
Clerk: That's if you paint around the room to the point at which
you started. A hallway is different.
Customer: And if I buy $200 paint for the hall, but only paint in
one direction, you'll confiscate the remaining paint.
Clerk: No, we'll charge you an extra use fee plus the difference
on your next gallon of paint. But I believe you're getting it
now, sir.
Customer: You're insane!
Clerk: Thanks for painting with United.
The economy is so bad that.....
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
2 man
Jonh and Mike were flying in plane behind a pakistani...so just to annoy him they started to have following conversation..
john to mike:so wats your destination....india?
Mike: oh, no ...i heard there are way to many moslims.(pakistani passenger feels a bit uncomfortable).
JOhn:Are u going to iran ?
Mike:are you crazy? ...there are even more muslims!
john:are you going to visit indonasia then?
Mike:Euhhhhhhhhh....no dummy.... that country is filled with muslims....
(that pakistani guy gets really angry now)
they keep talking
Jonh:i guess your going to visit pakistan?
Mike:not in a million years..that country is infested with muslim extremists!!!!
Frustrated that pakistani guy turns his head and yells:
you know wat ...why don,t both of you go to hell !!!
i heard there is not a single muslim at that place!!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down!
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Then once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions...switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks write... 'For smuggling diamonds'.
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'To Go'.
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name...rock bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.'
20. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
This is bravery....
So Zia-Ul-Haq, Reagan and Gorbachev were traveling on the ship and got into argument that who's soldiers are the bravest ones and decided to give it a test.
Reagan called one of his soldier and said "jump in the sea" - soldier salutes Reagan, said God bless America and jumped into the sea ... Reagan looked at both presidents as if asking "isnt this brave?"
Gorbachev called one of his soldier and ordered "cut your throat" and soldier obliged even before Gorbachev has finished his sentence. Gorbachev looked at other two presidents and said "isnt he brave?"
Zia-Ul-Haq called one of his soldier and ordered "take this rope and hang your self" ..soldier replied "keyun? khud pagal ho mujhey bhee pagal samjha hai kia?" ....Zia turned towards other presidents and proudly said "now this is called bravery"
The Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the +after-life+ with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait,just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!! ?'
'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
Moral of the story: *Women are cleverer than Men* ......
Idiots
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,"
said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the
teacher with a sneer.
"Well actually I don't," said the student,
"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
In Honour of Stupid People...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods..
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Is this the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(…And that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(....and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Before Marriage and After Marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE
BOY - At last. I can hardly wait!
GIRL- Do u want me to leave?
BOY - No! don't even think about it.
GIRL- Do you love me?
BOY - Ofcourse! Always
GIRL- Have u ever cheated on me?
BOY - No! Why r u even asking?
GIRL- Will u kiss me?
BOY - Every chance I get!
GIRL- Will u hit me?
BOY - Hell no! Are u crazy?
GIRL- Can i trust u?
BOY - Yes!
GIRL- Darling!!
AFTER MARRIAGE
Now start reading from bottom back to the top
Amazing Points to Ponder
Some of it may make you smile, dont hesitate..
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd)
4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?)
6. Can you cry under water? (Let me try)
7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)
8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell)
10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (Very nice)
22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars
MEN AND WOMEN ARE INSEPARABLES.....
Believe it or not...Women are incomplete without Men!
Woman hasManin it;
Mrs. hasMr. in it;
Female hasMalein it;
She hasHein it;
Madam hasAdam in it;
Hymen has Men in it;
So, it is obvious how much MEN support WOMEN...
and WOMEN, they implicate MEN in thier problems only..in fact blame them for the problems...
They claim that all of women's problems start withMEN?[/FONT]
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Now you tell me, IS THAT POSSIBLE AT ALL.....WOMEN putting MEN before anything at all....have a look at their illnesses again...
Do you know the meaning of“ABCDEFG”
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Reverse the meaning of ABCDEFG
"GFEDDCBA"
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again
Benazir, Queen Elizabeth and Putin
Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours.When she was finished the devil informed her that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call Pakistan anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Benazir got to call the Pakistan free.
The devil replied, "Since Asif became president of the Pakistan , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call".
Saftey first!
I was most amazed at this saftey labelling this morning.
I have just opened a very large parcel for me, when i say parcel i suppose it's more of a long foamboard tube.
I had been anticipating my delivery for some time, becuase as you can guess it's another sword
Know before you ask, this one is not another Katana it is an Indonesian made Dotanuki, simmilar to it's Japanese counterpart but of a much greater wieght about 8lbs and could easily cut through an average torso
Now i wasn't suprised when i opened the package carefully to find a certificate of authenticity with it, basically it detailed the manufaturers name and the style in which it was made as well as all the details of my personal instructions regarding its construction and legality etc etc.
However what still leave me rolling around in laughter is the Saftey ticket that came with it. It read as follows.
"Caution: Saftey First!
Plastic bag should be kept well away from children under 3 years of age due to riak of suffocation"
^ hahhahhhaaaaa i have just ordered and recieved a butchers blade, and would have expected something like sharp contents or danger very sharpe edge but this warning was hillarious.......
as if a child would use a dotanuki! HAhahhahahaaa
but thanks Mr Muhammad Ashraf Taidun Hodayuh, it is good to see you are always thinking of Health and saftey first........ someones got to do it i suppose......
I need you to pray for my hearing
Mo attends to a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Mo gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?”
Mo says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.”
So the pastor puts one finger in Mo’s ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, “Mo how’s your hearing now?”
Mo says, “I don’t know pastor, it’s not until next Monday.
Women Ear
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :-)
Money
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
Karachi---- The City of Lights!
Karachi...The heart of Pakistan is one of the most important city of the country. It is giving more than 70% of the total revenue. Its also known as " The City of Lights". But when you will have a chance to visit Karachi, believe me Light is hard to find. There is only darkness now a days. These government authorities have made this beautiful city the city of darkness.
Load shedding is one of the major problems of the country, especially Karachi. Load shedding take place for 12 to 18 hours out of 24 hour a day. Imagine, it looks as if we are living in the stone age.Nothing can be done without electricity. You cannot work properly, sleep properly, Watch TV, etc.
They say that Load shedding is going to end in 31 days but on that 31st day they say, it will take one more year, and thats how they continue to make our lives here a living hell.
Misconception About Islam
There is a big misconception about Islam in the West that Islam teaches to fight which is not right. What right is that Islam is the religion of peace. It doesn't preaches to fight. It preaches to maintain peace.West has been given the wrong meaning of Islam. Islam ordered its followers to have complete faith in Almighty Allah and it gives the lesson of forbearance. It teaches us to pardon mistakes of others. It teaches to accept our mistakes and to say sorry.
Islam says that if someone fight with you, don't fight back in return. Try to solve the matter by talking.
The last Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H) is the best example to follow. The Holy book Quran is the book of true lights. It is their to purify our souls from the sins that has made us bad people. It gives good news to those who are righteous and warning to those who are living the lives in mere disbelieve. There is only One God, and its Allah Almighty. This is the first thing to accept if you are to be a Muslim.
Islam has given so great rules about every aspects of life.If we start following these rules, we are sure to get inner satisfaction and peace which is missing from our lives
Aman Ki Asha
Recently Times of India along with Jung Group has launched a program known as "Aman Ki Asha". Its main objective is to reduce the tensions between to rivals but neighbor countries India and Pakistan. It is considered to be a good step which will have a good effect in the long run.
People of showbiz from both countries are taking part in this program.Even politicians have shown their interest. But it looks like nothing gonna happen. I am saying this with a heavy heart. I really want to see both these countries come together. But the negative tactics India is using is an obstacle in the way of this cause.I mean, IPL is one of the major events which is held every year in India. Its a cricket tournament which is offering a lot to the players participating in this event.
Pakistan team won the recent 20-20 World championship, so they are deserving candidates to be there in IPL, they deserved it more than anyone else, but Lalit Modi, the head of the event decided to ignore the world champions. Politics came into play.They are trying to do politics in Sports as well and yet they are saying that they are serious in Aman Ki Asha.
This is a big conspiracy and India is the main culprit.
Terrorism
I wonder why this has been the only issue to be discussed all round the globe?
There are many other things to be talked about. Everyone is Talking about terrorism and its consequences, this has really been the hottest issue in the recent years. After the 9/11 attack Terrorist attacks have increased and threats have also been raised high.There is no guarantee that you will return safely to your home from Work.
Every one is in danger.Now there is a new type of methods that terrorist are using and that is Suicide Attacks. Especially in the Region of Pakistan, it is one of the major issue. Lots of innocent people are losing their lives. Their homes are destroyed by the blasts that are taking place very frequently and even self-proclaimed Super Powers like America is yet to tackle the situation.
This is affected Muslims most badly. Due to these Terrorist Organizations like Al-Qaeda, Muslims are being harassed all over the world. If an innocent Muslim has a beard on his face, he is considered to be a Part of these terrorist organization.America has arrested lot of Innocent Muslims saying they belong to Al-Qaeda.
This is a real bad Thing. Everyone should be treated equally.
Man or a Woman?
There is a lot of debate going on since the beginning of time that who is better? Man or a Woman?
Why do they need the answer to that useless question. If you come to know that woman are better, what difference does it will make to our lives?
We will be living in the same way as we are living right now. Questions like this only increase tension which in not good for health. In some areas, women are better. For Example Cooking, Lying, Cheating,
Just Kidding.
Women are better in Looks, sex appeal, Figure,...
kidding again.
Marriage
Marriage is a very important event in a human life.People start thinking about it from their childhood. It's their dream to get married to the most beautiful girl in the world or to the most handsome and richest boy in town.
Thus, we all have that desire in common. No matter form where you belong.
But sometimes it does not go as planned.A couple may have been dating for years and consider each other the perfect match. but when they get married, Things start to get a new angle. They discover so much new things about their partner which they didn't know before marriage.
Lot of us hide our true face while dating. We do not present the negative traits that we possess to our Date but only show them the good qualities that we have.
Let's face it. Everyone has some qualities as well as some negative traits. You have to accept the person with all his bad habits. If you love that person truly, believe me you can change him with love.
Movies
All of us love Movies of some sort. Some like Romantic movies, Some like Action Thrillers but the Motive is the same, and that is to relax.
Everyone likes some movie star and want be like his favorite actor.People want to dress like a movie star, Walk like them, talk like them, and also sleep like them. They often try to copy the dialogues of their favorite movies and want to impress their folks.
Movies have become an important part in our lives. They are earning so much from movies, Why?
Because people are spending their money to watch them.I personally like Romantic and comic movies. they can make you feel at ease. One can relax ore quickly.
Friend or Enemy?
Why does it hurts so much when a best friend betray you when you need him the most?
Why do people say that we will help you whenever you want, but when its time to do something, No body do anything?
Friends can be so mean sometimes. They can cost you your love. I am really upset on this. Don't Trust anyone in your life.Whoever does friendship with you, does it for some reason.That person must have some problem that only you can help.that's why he has chosen you to be a friend. But when That problem is gone, you will also have to be alone coz your friends will leave you because they don't need you anymore.
Friend is someone who helps without being asked to do so, Someone who want to see you happy just for no reason. But now there are no one who is a true friend.
Dreams
Why do dreams come? Science is yet to find an answer...
Despite of the progress that Science has made, it is still unable to give the answer of some questions like why do dreams come? From where does sleep comes?
Dreams are also a very important part of a person. We can meet our loved ones in our dreams and also we can do whatever we want to do without being afraid of anything.Dreams help us to relax and reduce anxiety and depression.
So dream, don't be afraid of your dreams. Dreams also boost your confidence.If you dream you might find an answer to your problem in it. Dreams are a gift of God.
Dressing up right
Our outlook speaks a lot about us.People judge by the dress that the person is careful or careless.
Dressing can be an added value to our personality or it ca really be a negative point which needs to be corrected.
Dressing needs to be according to the age of the person.His personality should match his style. We also need to consider the weather. Dressing according to the trends proves fruitful.
Beauty is Beautiful
Every one wants to beautiful. But why?
Sometimes I think that one day you have to die.if your end is so near why should you worry about looking beautiful.Beauty is not about looking beautiful. It's about the Personality that we create that may be ugly of beautiful.
If you are beautiful by face but you are very rude, dont bother to smile, dont talk to your friends in a humorous frame of mind, If you are arrogant, despite of being good looking you are not going to be loved.
We all want to be beautiful just for the sake of being loved by others. So the Most important factor in my eyes would be to improve our personality.
We have to keep in mind that we have to think about others, coz they will judge whether we are beautiful or ugly.It's all about being sweet
Health is Wealth
They say health is wealth. But when you look at me this phenomena proves to be wrong.
I am a very thin guy. So Thin that if you will look at me from a distance I would look like a Hockey Stick.
But Health is one of the assets of Life.
We have to work hard in our lives to be on the top of our fields. And to that we need Health.If you are not healthy physically you will not be able to concentrate on your work. You will not be as successful as you could have been if you are healthy. Healthy body possesses a healthy mind. Mind is something that has enabled us to invent so many technologies which have made our lives very easy.Mind is so essential. It needs to be taken care of.You need to relax. If we are not relaxed we will be making decisions which are of no value.
Mind and body must be healthy to compete in this world.
TIme is Essential
There is a reason we are born in this world. We are not here to just party, dance and then to die.No, certainly there is much more in life.There is reason we are in this world.Nothing in this world is Useless. Everything is for a reason.So how can a human be useless. But we have made our self useless. We do not want to do anything.We just want to relax and party all the Time.But believe me Time is so precious that one can't afford to waste it.If you have Time, you have to utilize it. Make the best use of time.If you waste time, one day time will waste you for good. you will become so useless that your friends will have to bury you somewhere in the Grave.
You are lucky that you are alive.Enjoy it but make the best use of it.Give some support to those who need you.Help the needy and donate as much as possible.This will give you inner satisfaction.This is what missing from our lives now a days.
Love
Love is Life...You must have heard this before don't you?
I surely did...but have no idea about why love is called life?Butt when I had a Chance to fell in love,then I came to know, why they value Love so much...Its just so special....I mean I had no idea that everything will start to look and feel good.Suddenly my Life changed after that.
I started to take care of myself. I became conscious. I started thinking about her. There is not a single moment that I had not Thought about her. She is so beautiful.The most beautiful girl in the world.
I pray to be with her till the end of my life.She is my Life. Thats why they say that Love is Life
This one is Special
For Those of you who love Blogging...here comes another Blog...Yes.. Its Nabeel here...
This is about you and about me. I will be writig on issues that are important to You and somewhat Important to me.
This is the Very First Post...So I will Keep it simple as my blog is making a debut.
Lets Talk about Friendship First...HMMMMMM!!!
What should i say about Frienship??? A lot has already been said about friendship.
Its a relation which is the most valuable relation in a human Life.If you do't have friend...I guess you must be super human.
Coz Humans Can barely survive without Friends. Happiness and Sorrows are Part of life.You need to share it with your Friends.If you don't share your emotions with someoe you will be very tensed in life.Always in pressure.
A Friend allow us to be at ease.Friends care for no reason.They are truly your care taker. They may not be able to participate in your Happiness but surely will help you when you are in trouble.
I love Friends. i want To make Friends...So is there anyone???
Anyone Who can be my true friend?
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