Jonh and Mike were flying in plane behind a pakistani...so just to annoy him they started to have following conversation..


john to mike:so wats your destination....india?

Mike: oh, no ...i heard there are way to many moslims.(pakistani passenger feels a bit uncomfortable).

JOhn:Are u going to iran ?

Mike:are you crazy? ...there are even more muslims!

john:are you going to visit indonasia then?

Mike:Euhhhhhhhhh....no dummy.... that country is filled with muslims....


(that pakistani guy gets really angry now)

they keep talking

Jonh:i guess your going to visit pakistan?

Mike:not in a million years..that country is infested with muslim extremists!!!!

Frustrated that pakistani guy turns his head and yells:

you know wat ...why don,t both of you go to hell !!!
i heard there is not a single muslim at that place!!