So Zia-Ul-Haq, Reagan and Gorbachev were traveling on the ship and got into argument that who's soldiers are the bravest ones and decided to give it a test.

Reagan called one of his soldier and said "jump in the sea" - soldier salutes Reagan, said God bless America and jumped into the sea ... Reagan looked at both presidents as if asking "isnt this brave?"

Gorbachev called one of his soldier and ordered "cut your throat" and soldier obliged even before Gorbachev has finished his sentence. Gorbachev looked at other two presidents and said "isnt he brave?"

Zia-Ul-Haq called one of his soldier and ordered "take this rope and hang your self" ..soldier replied "keyun? khud pagal ho mujhey bhee pagal samjha hai kia?" ....Zia turned towards other presidents and proudly said "now this is called bravery"