Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours.When she was finished the devil informed her that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call Pakistan anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Benazir got to call the Pakistan free.
The devil replied, "Since Asif became president of the Pakistan , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call".
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